AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!oh lol it's just the vampire :).

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Dude I can't understand you. Also I thought I told you to stay where you were.

One sec.

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I said one SEC.

Sorry. I shouldn't have raised my voice. Please don't bite me.

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Ouija USE!

W-H-A-T T-H-E F-U-C-K

M-Y N-A-M-E I-S G-R-A-Y-S-O-N

D-I-D Y-O-U N-E-E-D S-O-M-E-T-H-I-N-G

I H-A-V-E S-O M-U-C-H V-E-A-L-T-H Y-O-U K-N-O-W

Y-A-H-A-H-A-H-A! I G-I-V-E I-T A-L-L!!

You don't need to do that. Grayson, I just found myself here. I'm not well established. Well, I don't have a lot either. I only have my ID, and some bread stalks.

But I was visiting these windmills to find a oujia board. I got my bread stolen. See, I eat it so I don't get exhausted and die.

I just wanted to ask you about this place, but now I'm in a situation.

Y-A-H-A-H-A!

Y-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A!

I B-A-S-I-C-A-L-L-Y S-P-E-N-T A-L-L M-O-R-N-I-N-G H-A-R-V-E-S-T-I-N-G B-R-E-A-D!

Bread? You grow it dude?

Y-E-Z

Why? You only need blood right? Don't tell me that's a myth or something that I believed my whole life.

N-O I D-O-N-T N-E-E-D B-L-O-O-D B-U-T I D-O-N-T E-A-T E-A-R-T-H F-O-O-DS E-I-T-H-E-R

I J-U-S-T L-I-K-E H-A-V-I-N-G H-O-B-B-I-E-S

A-N-D M-A-K-I-N-G P-E-A-C-E A-R-O-U-N-D H-E-R-E W-I-T-H T-H-E W-I-N-D-M-I-L-L K-E-E-P-E-R-S

I-S E-A-S-Y W-H-E-N Y-O-U H-A-V-E G-I-F-T-S L-I-K-E T-H-A-T T-O G-I-V-E

Y-O-U K-N-O-W

Oh. That makes sense.

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So I can have some right?

W-H-Y D-O-N-T Y-O-U G-O B-A-C-K F-O-R I-T

E-V-E-R-Y R-E-S-I-D-E-N-T H-E-R-E S-T-A-Y-S I-N-D-O-O-R-S

T-H-E-Y C-O-U-L-D N-O-T H-A-V-E R-U-N A-V-A-Y!!!!

I don't know... well, it was getting crummy anyways. And I only had like 2 or 3 stalks left.

You know, I just don't want to okay? Alright? Jeez? Okay? God.

Is that a problem? I'm sorry, okay? God.

A-L-R-I-G-H-T A-L-R-I-G-H-T D-O-N-T G-E-T W-O-R-K-E-D U-P A-B-O-U-T I-T

I H-A-T-E W-H-I-N-I-N-G! I-L-L B-I-T-E Y-O-U!

:( :( :(

Y-O-U C-A-N C-O-M-E O-V-E-R T-O M-Y C-A-S-T-L-E

I C-A-N G-I-V-E Y-O-U S-O-M-E T-H-E-R-E A-L-R-I-G-H-T

OK.

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