Hi. Um. Is there anyone who lurks around here.

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Oh. Fuck.

Hey...I need to request for you to not...like... don't swear or curse here please

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Oh. OK.

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Do you need s-

You're probably wondering why I'm here. Well it's because there's a vampire outside. I really want to communicate with them. I don't like to carry around my own ouija board.

I don't have a house to keep it in. Right now I have a bundle of bread stalks and my ID. Usually I have money. But now I don't have any. I spent it all on bread stalks.

Mmm... Well, I usually possess a ouija board... but I don't like... I don't have it right now

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I was temporarily allowing it my friends...They live at Famine

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Huh? Where is that.

It's only a couple minutes away by foot...see, if you were able to be by... like

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If you were able to stand in front of all the windmills around here, it'd probably be about 19 feet away

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Oh Clyfford?

What?

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The windmill 19 feet away. I thought its name was Clyfford.

Who told you that?

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Me. I did.

OK. Well its called Famine

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Then where am I now?

Death

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Like the Four Clowns of the Apocalypse?

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OK.

What's the one 29 feet away called.

Pestilence... don't go there though... the kid who lives there is super weird

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WTF. I already went there.

Ope. Dude..that's strike 2 man. Sorry, can you leave

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Oh- what. Sorry. OK. Fine. Bye.

Laters baby

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What?

Just go

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